when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money
Marilyn Monroe photographed in 1962 © George Barris.
This is going in the folder of things that will make me feel good even when I’m sad.
Jawn come back and play
NO BUT WHEN IT GETS TO THE END AND SMACKS INTO THE WALL AND SHAKES ITS HEAD A BIT AND THEN THE OTHERS ALL PILE UP IN A LITTLE OTTER BUNDLE I CAN’T
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.
That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.
If I fits, I sits
HE LOOKS SO FUCKING PLEASED WITH HIMSELF OH MY GOD
So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves…..
+3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead
The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead.